EP 3: A New Lord's Prayer, $MELANIA, and the Trüf About January 6

Transcript:

DB Cooper Junior:

Welcome to Frenemies of the People a show about the really unreal truth. I'm your guide to the truth, the man with the scam the jack with the hat the minister of misinformation himself the one and only DB Cooper Jr.

The number two to the number one con man airplane hijacker of all time obviously. It’s good to see you Coop Troop. We are coming at you live and direct, well not necessarily live but in a live style. We’re podcasting directly from our secret pyramid as usual in an undisclosed location right here on Earth prime baby.

That’s right welcome to the show, Episode 3. We're coming at you with the truth hot and heavy ready to make it happen, welcome to Frenemies of the People.

Hannah:

And yes your favorite liberal…

DB Cooper Junior:

What’s taking you so long! That was your cue.

Hannah:

You’re right, you’re right.

DB Cooper Junior:

This is the problem people, when we have new people on. She had a cue. She totally missed it. That’s alright. Hannah Freshman here, to ruin the fun.

Hannah:

Back once again, unfortunately.

(Holds up Sign)

DB Cooper Junior:

She’s here to ruin the fun. Listen it’s okay cut her some slack okay? She’s working, she’s trying her best to join in and be the liberal point of view cuz of balance and rules. Whatever!